1) Besotted 2) Blotto 3) Boozy 4) Broken 5) Crocked 6) Drunk 7) Fuddled 8) Inebriated 9) Injured 10) In pieces 11) Insmithereens 12) Intoxicated 13) Lit 14) Oiled 15) Shattered 16) Slopped 17) Sloshed 18) Sotted 19) Sozzled 20) Splintered 21) Squiffy 22) Tiddley 23) Tiddly 24) Tipsy 25) Totaled 1) Blotto 2) Broke up 3) Broken 4) Broken into pieces 5) Broken to bits 6) Drunk 7) Pie-eyed 8) Pulverized 9) Shattered 10) Slang for drunk 11) Slang for drunk, intoxicated 12) Splintered 13) Totally wasted 14) Under the table 15) Very drunk 16) Wrecked when drunk 
• (imp. & p. p.) of Smash
Smashed is slang for drunk, intoxicated.