1) Be unmannerly with soup 2) Chow down chowder noisily 3) Conspicuously consume 4) Dinnertime noise 5) Drink a margarita noisily 6) Drink impolitely 7) Drink inelegantly 8) Drink like a pig 9) Drink loudly 10) Drink noisily 11) Drink nosily 12) Drink or eat noisily 13) Drink out loud 14) Drink rudely 1) Ingest 2) Lapup 3) Swallow 
Slurp is computing slang for reading the entire contents of a file into a variable in one pass, rather than reading invidual records or lines.
[v] - eat noisily
acronym: Simple Linear Unit Reservoir Program