1) Bits 2) Confetti 3) Contragate evidence 4) Creates confetti 5) Cuts up in the office 6) Destroys papers 7) Destroys sensitive material 8) Destroys the evidence 9) Destroys, office-style 10) Does an office chore 11) Gets rid of the paper trail 12) Grates cabbage 13) Hardly mint condition 14) Kills it on a guitar 1) Bits 2) Iotas 3) Rips 4) Rips up 5) Tatters 6) Tears up