1) Absterges 2) Antisepticizes 3) Disinfects 4) Does housework 5) Does some housework 6) Does the dishes 7) Dusts, vacuums, etc 8) Frees from dirt 9) Gets rid of dust bunnies 10) Launders 11) Makes more sterile 12) Prepares for company 13) Purifies 14) Sanitizes 15) Scours 16) Scrubs 17) Spruces up 1) Deterges 2) Erases 3) Tidies