Telegenius is a mythical or historical figure from Roman times who was famous for his stupidity. He is mentioned by Emperor Claudius in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, but few or no other records of him have survived to the present day. J. C. Rolfe`s 1913 translation of Suetonius, itself probably composed in response to Teubner`s 1904 German tr.....