1) Bert or Ernie 2) Elmo or ernie 3) Fozzie Bear 4) Henson invention 5) Jim henson cutup 6) Kermit or ernie 7) Kermit or oscar 8) Kermit the Frog or Miss Piggy 9) Statler or Waldorf 
(from the article `Henson, Jim`) American puppeteer, creator of the Muppets of television and motion pictures. He coined the term Muppets as a meld of `marionettes` and `puppets`; ...
[Naval Acronyms and Slang] Most Useless Person Pusser Ever Trained (arguable originated from the Royal Navy). Derogatory by the way
Muppet is British slang for an officious person in uniform.