Monsieur Alfonse is a fictional character in the BBC sitcom `Allo `Allo!, which ran from 1982 to 1992. He was played by actor Kenneth Connor. ==Character overview== Monsieur Alfonse is Nouvion`s undertaker, first being seen when local hero René Artois fakes his own death. Alfonse quickly falls in love with the latter`s wife, Edith, and René ...