1) Dullest 2) Easiest to train 3) Least apt to bite 4) Least exciting 5) Least feral 6) Least ferocious 7) Least gritty 8) Least likely to attack 9) Least likely to bite 10) Least likely to harm 11) Least likely to snap 12) Least obstreperous 13) Least offensive 14) Least racy 15) Least savage 16) Least spirited